The Matt Smith Review: Part 13 - The Curse of The Black Spot
What We First
Thought: That was okay…
You know what? I was going to buck the trend once again here
by saying that I enjoyed The Curse of The
Black Spot, but after watching this again, I can see more holes in it than
Mitt Romney’s brain. I want to like
this, I really do, but the many errors are just screaming out and I can’t help
but listen.
After a promising start, we have Amy coming over all Pirate.
What’s that all about then? I can understand that some leeway was needed in
order to inject a bit of fun, but come on!
She handled that sword like she had been taking lessons on a regular
basis (which Karen had been doing actually – WHY?) At least insert a bit of nervousness
on Amy’s part, with her trying to handle the sword. To be fair though - that
scene was almost done to perfection, with the Pirates staying out of her way
because a cut would be it for them.
That child! Honestly, I reckon he is the most annoying
character in Doctor Who history, based wholly on his first few minutes. I’m sure we’d all be in agreement with the
Pirate, if he had booted that little gobshite in the face for cutting him. I had no sympathy towards him. I didn’t care
if he died. He just pissed me off. Now
isn’t that the fault of the writing? Aren’t we supposed to care about the
characters? Especially those who have just entered and been given a back-story
for us to invest our feelings in? I would have chucked the little idiot in the
sea. I would get his eyes tested too –
why on earth would he think that these Pirates are Royal Navy when there isn’t
a uniform in sight?
I thought the idea of the Siren was okay (making a big
song-and-dance about casting Lily Cole, and having her not speaking a line was
hilarious!), but why didn’t The Doctor spot what she was, sooner? After about
10 minutes, it seemed obvious to me that she was taking away the sick and
injured for treatment, especially after Toby was coughing. The Doctor’s comment of ‘she’s a hunter,
waiting for her prey’ – would a cut to the arm REALLY maim someone so much that
they’ll be weak and unable to get away?
It just seems so out of character for The Doctor – and then there’s the
fact that he leaves the TARDIS when it’s taken.
Would he actually do that? I’ve always had the feeling that The Doctor
is willing to die along with his ship, why would he leave when he knows it’s
being taken? Surely he’ll want to know where it was going? Then again, why didn’t the Siren spot that a
cut to the arm wasn’t really serious? She’d bankrupt the NHS!
I really like Hugh Bonneville, but it was a shame he was
giving a donkey of a script to work with.
I like how his character was actually a real Pirate, who had vanished
without trace in the 19th Century.
If more empathises would have been put on his character (we had a vague ‘why
did you become a Pirate’ plot) instead of scenes that didn’t make any sense,
then this episode would have been much better.
The end scene with Avery and his Crew (notice that Toby had the pipe in
his neck, so at least some continuity was going on) just smacked of Blakes 7 –
Pirates In Space. I can just about
understand how Avery can steer the ship (note ‘just about’) and it tallies with
his real-life disappearance.
That end though. I’m no Quincy (ME), but I can say that he
would have been needed in his capacity as a pathologist if Amy had used the CPR
technique that she used on Rory in real life.
I just hope any Children watching don’t take that on-board and listen to
their teachers instead! I know it’s only
fiction, but if you don’t believe people pick things up off the telly,
especially with it’s availability these days, then I’m afraid you’re wrong. I really don’t understand why that scene was
done so badly, there’s just no excuse and it’s very poor from director Jeremy
Webb. Doctor Who is big on teaching
things to people (be it history, politics or how to behave properly!) so it’s a
mystery why anyone didn’t demand this scene to be reshot. For a while I thought that Rory had actually
died, but when he miraculously survived, we all saw that Amy had given up,
which is what Rory thought she’ll never do. Is that a plot-point that will crop
up in the future? I’m not holding my breath.
As I said above, I really want to like The Curse of The
Black Spot. It has everything – Pirates. Beards. Space. Pirates in Space! But
sadly it didn’t just stick, because it was put together using some bad glue. Poundshop
glue.
What
We Think Now: It’ll be a long time before I watch that again!
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